Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Junkyard Quotes 9-8-10 Wk 5

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin 
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an 
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside 
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... 
He turns to us and speaks: 

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them! 

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing 
Anointment utensil he puts forth a quarter-ounce green rosette 
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. 
Later he says: 

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say 
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey 
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin! 


Frank Zappa "The Muffin Man"

1 comment:

  1. Very much like Russell Edson. If you don't know him, here's a sample:

    Erasing Amyloo

    A father with a huge eraser erases his daughter. When he finishes there’s only a red smudge on the wall.
    His wife says, where is Amyloo?
    She’s a mistake, I erased her.
    What about all her lovely things? asks his wife.
    I’ll erase them too.
    All her pretty clothes? . . .
    I’ll erase her closet, her dresser--shut up about Amyloo! Bring your head over here and I’ll erase Amyloo out of it.
    The husband rubs his eraser on his wife’s forehead, and as she begins to forget she says, hummm, I wonder whatever happened to Amyloo? . . .
    Never heard of her, says her husband.
    And you, she says, who are you? You’re not Amyloo, are you? I don’t remember your being Amyloo. Are you my Amyloo, whom I don’t remember anymore? . . .
    Of course not, Amyloo was a girl. Do I look like a girl?
    . . . I don’t know, I don’t know what anything looks like anymore . . .

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